“I’m from Central Cable Company,” the voice in the intercom said, “you called in and saying you ‘re having a problem with your reception!!!” “I’ll buzz you in,” Erin replied, “I’m in apartment 1308, come right on up!!!” “Finally,” Erin said to her room mate, Shawna, “you don’t realize how much you miss television until you don’t have it!!!” Shawna looked up from her magazine and said with a laugh, “You are turning into a couch potato, hon, the only exercise you’ve been getting lately is from using the remote control!!!” After making at face at her friend, Erin went out into the living room to answer the door when she heard the bell ringing! (weiterlesen…)
“Shall we give it to her now,” Audra Walker asked her husband, Payton, “I don’t think I can wait another minute!?!” Her husband chuckled a bit, before commenting, “You’d think that it was you getting the present and not her, but now is as good a time as any, I guess, so why not, let’s do it!!!” Audra literally jumped up from the dining room table and disappeared into the large walk in closet in the foyer and retrieved a shoe box size package that was covered in silver lame’ wrapping paper!!! (weiterlesen…)
Vera was measuring a quarter cup of laundry detergent to add to her Monday morning load of wash when the phone rang! “Hello,” she answered while cradling the phone between her shoulder and ear, “who’s calling please!?!” “A deep voice on the other end of the line intoned evenly, “It’s been a long time, Vera, I’m very disappointed that you moved away without even the courtesy of a good by!!!” Vera’s blood immediately ran cold at the mere sound of the menacing voice, and it was all that she could do to keep from dropping the phone and running away!!! “Do you recognize my voice,” he asked harshly!?! “Y-yes, sir,” she replied in a voice barely above a whisper, “I recognize you!” “So enlighten me,” he asked, “why did you desert me!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“Jan,” Blair Vogelson said into the intercom, “please bring me a cup of coffee and the those letters you typed up for me last night!” “Very good, ma’am,” the secretary replied, “I’ll be right in!” A few moments later her office door swung open and in strode Jan with as Styrofoam cup of steaming coffee in one hand, and a half inch thick stack of papers and envelopes in the other! “How’s it going this morning, boss,” Jan asked brightly, “anything special on the agenda for today!?!” Carefully taking the cup from her secretary’s hand, Blair took a sip and replied, “No, nothing special, just the usual, but if you have the time, I’d like to chat with you for a minute or two if that’s all right!?!” Jan nodded her head and replied, “Your time is my time, what’s up!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“Oh, mom,” Hillary moaned, “I think Tommy only likes me because of my boobs, I wish that just once a guy would pay attention to me for me!!!” Carol Higgins came up behind her daughter and gave her a hug and said, “Now listen to me, Hillary, you’re darn lucky to have such a large and pretty chest, most girls would give their eye teeth to be in your position, so stop complaining and give thanks for your good fortune!!!” “Hillary leaned back into her mom and replied, “I don’t mean to complain, mom, but when you were my age didn’t you have problems with guys always wanting to get inside your bra!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“You do understand the nature of the photographs we’ll be shooting,” Carl asked, “I just want to get everything out in the open so that later on we don’t have a problem!?!” “I understand,” the matronly female replied, “most of them will be me by myself, but some will involve other people!!!” “And just to make it even more clear,” Carl responded, “those pictures with the other people can involve both men and women and are of the x-rated variety!!!” Glenna nodded her head slowly and asked, “And how much money do you pay for posing!?!” “It varies,” he answered, “Two hundred a day for solo, three hundred for soft core, and five hundred for the hard stuff, now are you sure you want to go through with it, it’s pretty easy if you have the temperament for it, but if not………………..”!!! (weiterlesen…)
Libby lay quietly on Miss Ulbright’s desk top, her mind floating away after experiencing her first orally induced orgasm in her short eighteen year life!!! Incredible as it seemed, that gnawing ache between her full thighs seemed to be growing stronger, and even the mind bending climax shat had just about driven her mad was not enough to slake the desire in her needy vagina!!! (weiterlesen…)
“All right everyone,” Miss Ulbright said to her senior girls home economics class, “two things before the end of class, read chapter seven and be ready for a quiz on Monday, and lastly fill in this month’s data on you Monthlies Chart and drop them on my desk before you leave!!!” As the girls were filing out of the classroom, they each dropped their updated charts into the in basket on the front corner of Sarah Ulbright’s desk! When Libby Thornton was about to take to take her turn, Miss Ulbright asked, “Libby, do you think you could stay after school for a few minutes, there is something I want to speak with about!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“We have time for one more caller, you’re speaking with the doctor, what’s you question!?!” “Doctor Cossett, my husband and I have been married for twenty three years and the zip has really gone out of our sex life, do you think you could give me some tips on how to liven things up a little bit?!?” “Well caller, we’re almost out of time, but I have found that changing the venue of your love making can add a whole new dimension to the way you feel about each other, and I don’t mean doing it in the kitchen instead of the bedroom, try taking an afternoon at a nice hotel, or maybe going on a picnic and making love by a babbling brook, use your imagination, good luck, caller, and this Dr. Olivia Cossett signing off for another day, see you tomorrow, good night!!!” “Whew, Freddie,” she said to her engineer behind the glass, “after listening to three hours of that, you’d think nobody had a happy normal sex life!!!” “Oh, I don’t know,” Freddy said with a laugh, “the guy who liked to dress up in his wife’s undies sounded normal enough to me!!!” “Good night, Freddy,” the doctor said with a shake of her head, “I’ll see you tomorrow!!!” (weiterlesen…)
Lilly lolled in the tub, letting the soothing hot waters rinse away the aches in her burning muscles!!! What a workout it had been, and Jack always pushed her a lot harder than she thought she could bear, but if you’re going to do a triathlon you’ve got to be in tip top condition!!! “How ya feel, babe,” he said with laugh while standing in front of the mirror and putting on his deodorant, “great workout, huh!?!” “Yeah,” she sighed, “I think every muscle in my body is screaming for mercy, even my eyelids hurt!!!” (weiterlesen…)