Alan stared at the paper for at least a minute, almost unable to believe what he was seeing, as the big red “C” in the left hand margin was like a dagger in his heart!!! This just couldn’t be true, he had worked like a dog on this paper and after two years of college he certainly knew high quality work when he saw it, and dammit, this paper was a helluva lot closer to and A+ that a C!!! How in god’s name could she have given him a C, he had to pull and A to keep his scholarship current so he always put out maximum effort in all of his classes!!! (weiterlesen…)
The plane was just about reaching cruising altitude as the entire traveling company of the Pro Skaters On Ice were settling into their seats for the long flight from Miami to Salt Lake City, when Lindsey teased her best friend, Allison, with, “You’ll never guess what I saw after the show last night!?!” “I dunno,” Allison replied, “what did you see last night after the show!?!” “Okay, Lindsey answered, “Of everyone in the show, show do you wanna fuck the most!?! “Shush,” Allison whispered angrily, “do you want everyone on the plane to hear you!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“I would like to propose a toast,” Dean Litton announced, “here’s to everyone who made last year one of the best in the history of our company, without all of you, none of this would have been possible!!!” “Hear, hear,” someone from the back of the room shouted, and another started singing the refrain from “For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow!”, which was followed by a standing ovation!!! “Thank you from the bottom of my heart,” Dean replied a little sheepishly, “now, let’s have some desert so we can get down to some serious partying!!!” (weiterlesen…)
“God, I needed this,” Ellie said to her husband Brad, “there’s just something about a whirlpool bath that just eases all the tension right out of you!!!” “Mmmmmm, yeah,” he replied while the swirling hot water wafted over his body, “we should come here more often, but it just seems like we’re always so damn busy!!!” Ellie was just about to answer him, when they were interrupted by a naked young man of about nineteen who asked, “Would either of you care for a drink!?!” “Uhhhhh, I think I’ll have a glass of wine,” Ellie replied while staring at the young man’s erection, “how about you honey!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“I’m from Central Cable Company,” the voice in the intercom said, “you called in and saying you ‘re having a problem with your reception!!!” “I’ll buzz you in,” Erin replied, “I’m in apartment 1308, come right on up!!!” “Finally,” Erin said to her room mate, Shawna, “you don’t realize how much you miss television until you don’t have it!!!” Shawna looked up from her magazine and said with a laugh, “You are turning into a couch potato, hon, the only exercise you’ve been getting lately is from using the remote control!!!” After making at face at her friend, Erin went out into the living room to answer the door when she heard the bell ringing! (weiterlesen…)
“Shall we give it to her now,” Audra Walker asked her husband, Payton, “I don’t think I can wait another minute!?!” Her husband chuckled a bit, before commenting, “You’d think that it was you getting the present and not her, but now is as good a time as any, I guess, so why not, let’s do it!!!” Audra literally jumped up from the dining room table and disappeared into the large walk in closet in the foyer and retrieved a shoe box size package that was covered in silver lame’ wrapping paper!!! (weiterlesen…)
Vera was measuring a quarter cup of laundry detergent to add to her Monday morning load of wash when the phone rang! “Hello,” she answered while cradling the phone between her shoulder and ear, “who’s calling please!?!” “A deep voice on the other end of the line intoned evenly, “It’s been a long time, Vera, I’m very disappointed that you moved away without even the courtesy of a good by!!!” Vera’s blood immediately ran cold at the mere sound of the menacing voice, and it was all that she could do to keep from dropping the phone and running away!!! “Do you recognize my voice,” he asked harshly!?! “Y-yes, sir,” she replied in a voice barely above a whisper, “I recognize you!” “So enlighten me,” he asked, “why did you desert me!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“Jan,” Blair Vogelson said into the intercom, “please bring me a cup of coffee and the those letters you typed up for me last night!” “Very good, ma’am,” the secretary replied, “I’ll be right in!” A few moments later her office door swung open and in strode Jan with as Styrofoam cup of steaming coffee in one hand, and a half inch thick stack of papers and envelopes in the other! “How’s it going this morning, boss,” Jan asked brightly, “anything special on the agenda for today!?!” Carefully taking the cup from her secretary’s hand, Blair took a sip and replied, “No, nothing special, just the usual, but if you have the time, I’d like to chat with you for a minute or two if that’s all right!?!” Jan nodded her head and replied, “Your time is my time, what’s up!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“Oh, mom,” Hillary moaned, “I think Tommy only likes me because of my boobs, I wish that just once a guy would pay attention to me for me!!!” Carol Higgins came up behind her daughter and gave her a hug and said, “Now listen to me, Hillary, you’re darn lucky to have such a large and pretty chest, most girls would give their eye teeth to be in your position, so stop complaining and give thanks for your good fortune!!!” “Hillary leaned back into her mom and replied, “I don’t mean to complain, mom, but when you were my age didn’t you have problems with guys always wanting to get inside your bra!?!” (weiterlesen…)
“You do understand the nature of the photographs we’ll be shooting,” Carl asked, “I just want to get everything out in the open so that later on we don’t have a problem!?!” “I understand,” the matronly female replied, “most of them will be me by myself, but some will involve other people!!!” “And just to make it even more clear,” Carl responded, “those pictures with the other people can involve both men and women and are of the x-rated variety!!!” Glenna nodded her head slowly and asked, “And how much money do you pay for posing!?!” “It varies,” he answered, “Two hundred a day for solo, three hundred for soft core, and five hundred for the hard stuff, now are you sure you want to go through with it, it’s pretty easy if you have the temperament for it, but if not………………..”!!! (weiterlesen…)