“Hello, Women’s Private Gym, this is Karen, how may I help you!?!” “Uh, my name is Winnie Andleman and I saw your ad in the underground paper and was thinking about maybe joining, could you please tell me a little bit about it, I mean the cost and everything!?!” “Well, Winnie,” Karen replied smoothly, “our gym has very competitive rates with other gyms in the area, but with one big exception, we don’t have any men to interrupt and bother us, so you can more or less let your hair down and get your work done without worrying about your appearance, but the only way you can really see if WPG is for you is to stop in look it over for yourself!!!” “How late are you open,” Winnie asked!?! “Twenty four hours a day,” Karen replied, “so stop in anytime, someone will be more than happy to show you around, and thanks for calling!!!” (weiterlesen…)
“Gwen,” her mother nearly shouted after answering the door only to find her twenty two year old daughter standing on the front stoop, “what are you doing here, I thought you were going to Paris with the rest of your college chums!?!” After giving her mom a big hug and kiss, she replied, “Well, I was going to go, but lately I’ve been having these feelings, if you know what I mean…………….” (weiterlesen…)
“Girls, I think you’re gonna enjoy today’s entertainment,” Billie Harris said to her Thursday afternoon bridge partners, “it’s been a long time since we’ve had a really wellhung stud grace our presence, but today I think I’ve outdone myself!!!” Kimberly Farlow crossed and uncrossed her legs and while asking softly, “Is he as big as Bobby, you know that kid that did your lawn a couple of years ago!?!” “I don’t know about that,” Billie said with a laugh, “but Jamel is much more, shall we say, forceful, than Bobby ever was, in fact, I think that you could say that he’s really quite dominant!!!” (weiterlesen…)